1 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:10,271 ♪♪ 2 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,490 [ Baby crying ] 3 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:13,187 ♪♪ 4 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,189 [ Ignition dinging ] 5 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:18,801 ♪♪ 6 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:21,021 What the hell is wrong with you?! 7 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:23,458 I-I don't even remember getting in the car. Is she okay? 8 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,068 [ Crying ] 9 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,330 She's fine. 10 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:27,984 I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. 11 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,638 You're coked up and drunk again, that's what happened. 12 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,248 You could have killed our daughter! 13 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,685 Son, I know you've been resistant in the past, 14 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,644 but I think it's time for you to get some help. 15 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:38,038 You're right. I'm ready. 16 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:40,649 -Come on, son. -I'll call a tow truck. 17 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:48,613 ♪♪ 18 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:56,578 ♪♪ 19 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,841 How'd it go? 20 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,147 5 grand, baby. 21 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:02,149 [ Chuckles ][ Cellphone buzzes ] 22 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,977 Rock Bottom Industries. 23 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,371 Yeah, I know the place. 24 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,460 We can be there in about an hour. 25 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:13,073 I'm wearing a plaid shirt and green khakis. 26 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,901 [ Vomits ] 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,123 I'll be wearing blue jeans. 28 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:27,391 Her name is Angel. She's my sister. 29 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:29,959 [ Sighs ] What's she got a taste for? 30 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,701 You name it -- booze, coke, pills. 31 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,616 I think she was on ecstasy for Easter. 32 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:35,965 She dressed up like a bunny 33 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,923 and gave our uncle a six-hour foot rub. 34 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:40,317 Okay. You know it's cash only, right? 35 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:42,189 Yeah, yeah, the -- the guy at work told me. 36 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:43,712 But he wouldn't give me a lot of details. 37 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,540 What is it you guys do, exactly? 38 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,455 90% of addicts refuse to seek help 39 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:49,109 until they've hit rock bottom. 40 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:52,808 The problem is, 30% of the time, rock bottom means death. 41 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:56,116 We try to prevent that from happening. 42 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,205 -How are you? -Whoa. 43 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:00,076 First thing we do is we get close to the subject 44 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,600 by bonding over similar interests. 45 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:05,212 ♪♪ 46 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:07,127 Then we party. 47 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,172 Well, theyparty. My wife and I fake it. 48 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,174 It's a lot easier than you think 49 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,784 to pull the wool over somebody's eyes. 50 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:17,572 Then when the moment is right, 51 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,704 we slip 'em a Mickey... 52 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:22,577 [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] 53 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:27,190 ...and safely stage the perfect rock-bottom scenario. 54 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,409 [ Car thuds ]Ooh. 55 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:31,673 [ Grunting ] 56 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:41,117 ♪♪ 57 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,336 [ Roars ] 58 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,468 [ Crying ] 59 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,644 ♪♪ 60 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,907 Rob: A quick shot of epinephrine, and they wake up to a scene 61 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:51,606 that sends them running straight to rehab. 62 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:54,043 [ Crying continues ] 63 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:55,827 All right. So, look. We know that she's homeless 64 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,829 and she lives on the beach, but we need more. 65 00:02:57,873 --> 00:03:00,615 So I want you to write down everything you know about her -- 66 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:03,879 what she's been through already, what she loves, what she fears. 67 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:07,187 Bloody Mary and a shot of Tito's. 68 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:11,147 -Um... -Mm. 69 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,931 Hair of the dog, baby. 70 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,195 You know what? I think I saw a flier 71 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,327 for a beach house for rent when we came in. 72 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:20,069 Maybe it's available this weekend. 73 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:22,376 [ Sighs ] 74 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,726 How do you spell "arachnophobia"? 75 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:28,556 It's not the SATs. Just put "fear of spiders." 76 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,297 Where are those keys? I'm sorry. 77 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,299 I have a tendency to misplace things. 78 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:34,126 Mother says I get that from Grandpa, 79 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:36,607 and he died of dementia in August. 80 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:37,869 Or was it April? 81 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,393 Nikki: Shit, shit, shit. 82 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,264 Shit, shit, shit! -Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, 83 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,397 sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar. 84 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,007 Ah, here they are. Great. 85 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,530 [ Clears throat ] 86 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,576 Um, cash okay? 87 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,055 Oh, yeah. Sure. Cash is great, yeah. 88 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:51,492 It's, uh -- It's Mother's property. 89 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,145 Usually people book online, but this way, 90 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,017 I don't have to tell her anyone rented the place. 91 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,106 Just if you do me a solid and don't write in the guest book. 92 00:03:57,149 --> 00:04:00,588 Don't worry. We're good at keeping secrets. 93 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,720 Shit! 94 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:05,941 [ Groaning ] 95 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,421 Should she be at a hospital? 96 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:10,119 Oh, uh, our insurance only pays for one day, 97 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,990 so we're trying to wait till, uh, after midnight. 98 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,254 Vivian, uh, could you take my car, see if you can find Bodhi? 99 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,212 The sound system is acting up, and we got that band 100 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,866 that you introduced me to playing tonight. 101 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:20,172 One Bodhi coming up. 102 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,349 Sweetheart, do you want a muscle relaxer? 103 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,786 If the vagina's a muscle, yes. 104 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,049 Is a muscle relaxer gonna be bad for the baby? 105 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,746 No. 106 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,008 Or yes. 107 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,314 It's one of those. 108 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,142 He's a doctor.Really? 109 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:34,709 Kinda. 110 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,364 Thank God. [ Sighs ] 111 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,757 This could be a tough one. 112 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,585 Well, we could try the old "burn and learn," 113 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,370 have her passed out in bed with a lit joint, 114 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,936 wake up to the whole room on fire. 115 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,460 No, no, no. Last time we did that, 116 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:47,722 I burned a hole in my best sweater, remember? 117 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:48,984 Mm. Not worth it. 118 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,290 Holy shit. 119 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,856 Overdosed five times. 120 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,641 -Seriously? -Yeah. 121 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,686 Legally dead twice. 122 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,514 Says here, last time she O.D.'d on purpose 123 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,342 so she could finish her argument with God. 124 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,561 [ Shelley laughs ] 125 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:05,609 ♪♪ 126 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,350 What's all that? 127 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,352 Thought you said you wanted, uh, all the newspapers 128 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:12,181 so you could look for an apartment. 129 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:15,097 But these are all the same newspaper. 130 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,229 Yeah. We only have one newspaper, The Morning Tide. 131 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,492 I thought you wanted all of them 132 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,058 so that no one else could read 'em 133 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,191 and there'd be no competition for the apartments. 134 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,932 That's not what I meant, 135 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:27,152 but it makes a hell of a lot of sense. 136 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,330 You want a lick? 137 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:36,292 Oh, shit, you said lick, didn't you? 138 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,599 My bad. 139 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,472 Lot of stuff about dogs in here. 140 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,387 Oh, really? [ Sniffs ] 141 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:47,085 Yeah, she had a bunch growing up and used to work at a shelter 142 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,740 before they fired her for stealing Ketamine. 143 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:53,004 She even has a tattoo that says "Black Labs Matter." 144 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,745 [ Laughs ] 145 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:58,401 Hey, remember that job we did in Miami? 146 00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,663 What, the one with the homeless guy? 147 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,752 I hated that one. Too much blood. 148 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,275 -Yeah, but it worked. -Hmm. 149 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:06,409 So what if we did the same thing but with a dog? 150 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:09,369 Mm. You are sick. 151 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:10,979 [ Chuckles ] 152 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,676 All right. I'll go find our gal. 153 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,591 You go find our dog. 154 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:24,558 ♪♪ 155 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,124 [ Sniffs ] 156 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:27,691 There's a police report in here 157 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:30,172 about a guy who's been spotted down at the beach 158 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:32,435 trying to have sex with conch shells. 159 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,002 Oh, I know that dude. 160 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:36,700 He's not a bad guy, just has a type. 161 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:39,007 Hey! [ Chuckles ] 162 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,662 The sound system at the restaurant is acting up. 163 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,794 I don't know. Tommy wants to know if you can come fix it. 164 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,100 Sure. 165 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:48,103 ♪♪ 166 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,105 [ Coughs ] 167 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:55,980 ♪♪ 168 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,460 Whoa. 169 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,462 Tommy's air freshener kind of smells like 170 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,595 the inside of my grandma's purse. 171 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,945 [ Sniffs ] Yeah. 172 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,294 Mind if I ride in the back? 173 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:06,513 Oh. [ Laughs ] 174 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:09,385 I mean, suit yourself. 175 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,170 -This might take a while. -Damn it. 176 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,825 Make yourself at home, buddy. 177 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:21,223 ♪♪ 178 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:23,486 You got a light? 179 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,532 Yeah, you got an extra ciggy, I do. 180 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:26,837 Sure. 181 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,752 -Thank you. -Uh-huh. 182 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:30,798 Oh, thank you. 183 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:33,583 -You live around here? -On vacation...kinda. 184 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:35,890 It's a working vacation. 185 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,979 I'm, um -- I am writing a book... 186 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:39,371 -Hmm. -...about, uh -- 187 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,025 about out-of-body experiences. 188 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:43,550 -Mm! -Yeah. So, I rented a house. 189 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:46,291 I kind of thought the peace and quiet would help me focus, 190 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:48,903 but I'm kind of going a little stir-crazy. 191 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,731 -Yeah, you seem a little antsy. -[ Chuckles ] 192 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,559 -Too much coffee? -Something like that. 193 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:53,951 Mm-hmm. Still got a little 194 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,562 "something like that" under your nose. 195 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,389 Oh, shit. 196 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,479 [ Chuckles ] I-It helps me write. 197 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:00,784 I don't -- I don't do it every day. 198 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,004 Just a couple lines in the morning. 199 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:04,527 Mmm! 200 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,094 That's good shit. 201 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,878 Hey, maybe I can help you write your book. 202 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,401 You see, I talked to God twice. 203 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,186 He's got a slight French accent, 204 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,883 can't play the harp for shit, and he's ornery. 205 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,798 I said, "God, you looking for a fight, you found one. 206 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:16,583 Wouldn't be the first time I hit a man in a dress." 207 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,367 But that's all I'm gonna tell you 208 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:21,152 until you give mama another taste of that booger sugar. 209 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:24,808 [ Groans ] 210 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,463 [ Sighs ] 211 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,857 [ Screams ] 212 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:40,171 ♪♪ 213 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,869 And then God looks at me, 214 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:44,175 and he goes, "Angel, what's with those pants?" 215 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,568 It's like, "Well, what do you mean, God? 216 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,918 What you talking about -- the style, the color? 217 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:50,573 What exactly is your beef with my choice of dungarees?" 218 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,836 And then he just stares at me for a while. 219 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,969 Now, I hesitate saying it was a sexual stare, 220 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,927 what, with him being God and all, 221 00:08:56,971 --> 00:09:00,148 but I think he wanted me to take off my pants. 222 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,715 You know what? I bet he did. 223 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,760 He's probably a freak. I mean, come on. 224 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,849 You don't make every woman scream your name during sex 225 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,851 if you're not super into yourself. 226 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,245 [ Laughing ] Right. 227 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,421 [ Breathing rapidly ] 228 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,903 I found the problem. 229 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,079 Tommy: Baby, I think we got to get in the car. 230 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,689 I'm pretty sure I see a nose. 231 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,213 Oh, God. Okay, okay. Uh, I'm gonna go get my purse. 232 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:25,347 [ Whimpering ] 233 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,610 -You have rats. -Shh! 234 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,394 What are you talking about? We don't have rats in here. 235 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,962 Something chewed these things up good. 236 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,485 I need to go buy more wires. 237 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:36,227 I can go with you to buy more wire if you want. 238 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,795 You know, if you just, like, need some help 239 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,144 picking out a color. 240 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,885 There's a RadioShack right near my apartment. 241 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,147 I thought they went out of business. 242 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,801 Me too. 243 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,629 No, but this one's still open. 244 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,501 I guess nobody told them. It can be our little secret. 245 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,634 -I don't like secrets. -I don't like secrets, either. 246 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,418 I think we should tell them. 247 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:54,942 -Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. -Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar. 248 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,640 -Shi-i-i-t! -Sugar-r-r-r! 249 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:01,818 ♪♪ 250 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,951 [ Dogs barking, cats meowing ] 251 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:10,348 ♪♪ 252 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,654 I'll take that one. 253 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:17,312 ♪♪ 254 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,575 Shelley used to keep a granola bar in here, 255 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,622 but I think she used it to tip the valet. 256 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,364 You like mints? 257 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,890 Appreciate your help on this. 258 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,414 It's kind of a crazy business. 259 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:36,505 My wife came up with the idea when she was a struggling actress. 260 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,289 I was practically finished with med school, 261 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,336 but she convinced me that we could make more money 262 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,207 doing this. 263 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,601 And we have. [ Chuckles ] 264 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,430 Yeah, but, to this day, every time I pass a hospital, 265 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,214 I just wonder what life might have been like 266 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:54,828 if I just finished those last 142 credits. 267 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,963 You know, I --[ Laughter ] 268 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:03,053 ♪♪ 269 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,839 -[ Sighs ] Here we are. -Whew. 270 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,536 [ Gasps ] You got a dog! 271 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,930 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, I love dogs. 272 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,192 What's his name? 273 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,933 Uh, Tater Tot? 274 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,804 [ Chuckles ] Tater Tot. 275 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,067 ♪♪ 276 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,722 Okay, baby. 277 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,855 Mm. There we go. 278 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,117 [ Sniffs ] 279 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,596 -How's it going? -Oh, great. 280 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,729 It is going... so great. 281 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,514 I'm just here to get the roofies. Roofies. 282 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,864 [ Door opens ] 283 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:35,259 [ The Gourds' "Gin and Juice" plays ] 284 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:38,436 ♪ With so much drama in the L-B-C ♪ 285 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,832 ♪ It's kinda hard bein' Snoop D-O-double-G ♪ 286 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:46,749 ♪ But I, somehow, some way 287 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:51,058 ♪ Keep comin' up with funky-ass shit nearly every single day ♪ 288 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:55,279 ♪ And can I kick a little somethin' for the G's? ♪ 289 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:58,892 ♪ And make a few friends is a breeze through ♪ 290 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,111 ♪ Don't you know it's 2:00 in the mornin' ♪ 291 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,766 ♪ And the party's still jumpin' ♪ 292 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,900 ♪ 'Cause my mama ain't home 293 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:10,642 ♪ And I'll be rollin' down the street, smokin' Indo ♪ 294 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:13,428 ♪ Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back ♪ 295 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,952 ♪ With my mind on my money and my money on my mind ♪ 296 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:22,654 ♪♪ 297 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:29,313 ♪♪ 298 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:33,491 ♪ So later on that day 299 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,712 ♪ My homey Dr. Dre 300 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:41,761 ♪ He came by with a gang of Tanqueray ♪ 301 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:47,070 ♪ And a fat-ass J of some bubonic chronic ♪ 302 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,420 ♪ You know it made me choke 303 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:53,685 ♪ It ain't no joke, I had to back up off of it ♪ 304 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:57,080 ♪ Set my cup of gin down 305 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,387 [ Clippers buzz ]♪ Don't you know, Tanqueray and chronic ♪ 306 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,389 ♪ Well, I'm [bleep] up now 307 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:05,132 ♪ There ain't no stoppin', I'm still poppin' ♪ 308 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:09,310 ♪ Dr. Dre got some bitches from the city of Compton ♪ 309 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,704 ♪ To serve me, not with a cherry on top ♪ 310 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:17,057 ♪ 'Cause when I bust my nut, you know I'm raisin' to pop a cop ♪ 311 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,582 ♪ But don't get upset, girl, that's just how it goes ♪ 312 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:24,455 ♪ I don't love you, hoes, that's why I'm out the door ♪ 313 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:28,024 ♪ And I'll be rollin' down the street, smokin' Indo ♪ 314 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,853 ♪ Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back ♪ 315 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,029 ♪ With my mind on my money and my money on my mind ♪ 316 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:36,903 ♪ Rollin' down the street, smokin' Indo ♪ 317 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,601 ♪ Sippin' on gin and 318 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:46,695 ♪ Ju-u-u-u-ice 319 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,175 What the hell's going on? 320 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,785 Well, you're in the hospital. 321 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:54,616 And, um, I don't know how to -- to tell you this, um, 322 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,445 but you were under the influence of some substances, 323 00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:03,320 and it appears that you... ate a woman's dog. 324 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,192 I what? 325 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,108 You ate a dog. 326 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,805 Oh. 327 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,720 But you just have to remember that it wasn't you. 328 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,939 It was the drugs. 329 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,897 Addiction is serious, 330 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,681 and there are a lot of ways that you can get help. 331 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,554 [ Laughs ] 332 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,121 I ate a dog? 333 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,384 [ Laughing ] That's insane! 334 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:26,300 Well, I guess I ain't a vegetarian no more. 335 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,868 [ Laughs ] 336 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:32,567 You must -- You're probably just still a little bit high. 337 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,743 I contacted your brother. He's on his way to come get -- 338 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:35,962 Wait, what? Steve? 339 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,398 -Yes, Steve. -Oh, no, no, no, no. 340 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,922 Not Steve. No! No. Steve's a buzzkill. 341 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,619 -Wait. Buzzkill? -No. Mnh-mnh! 342 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,883 Mnh-mnh! No! 343 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:48,975 ♪♪ 344 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,672 Up high! 345 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,240 ♪♪ 346 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,416 [ Screams ] 347 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,462 I was right. This is gonna be a tough one. 348 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,644 Can't believe she thinks she ate a dog 349 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,908 and she still wanted to get high. Hmm. 350 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,867 Guy in Miami couldn't hand over those bath salts quick enough. 351 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,390 Which reminds me, what did we do with those? 352 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,610 My back's a little tight. I could use a soak. 353 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,090 Just in and out, okay? 354 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,005 Just hold it in for five seconds and then let it out. 355 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,354 [ Breathing heavily ] 356 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,833 How long are the contractions? 357 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,705 Uh, we are not here right now. 358 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,968 I told you we are not here until midnight, so you can't talk to us. 359 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,970 Just 15 minutes more. Okay, honey? 360 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,189 Just think of all the money we're gonna save 361 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,581 and have such a beautiful wedding. 362 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,496 Okay? I love you, baby. -I love you, too. 363 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,020 Um, uh... 364 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,499 Ohh! 365 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,893 Do you think you can get me some ice chips, honey? 366 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,764 Um... 367 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,853 -They're free. -Yeah. 368 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,769 Yeah. Okay. Hey, can I ask you a question, 369 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,336 or does that count as us being here? 370 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,947 Oh, you can ask me a question. 371 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,383 Okay, um... 372 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,081 How much does the baby either look like 373 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,127 or not look like the father when it's born? 374 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,998 ♪♪ 375 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,652 Was the other guy you had sex with 376 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,697 the same color as your fiancé? 377 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,917 Kinda. I mean... 378 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,093 according to the paint swatches at Lowe's, 379 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,096 uh, my fiancé's more of a summer linen. 380 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,490 The other guy is a toasted coconut. 381 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,580 Well, as long as your fiancé isn't a house painter, 382 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,409 I'd say you should be safe for a while. 383 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,194 [ Breathing heavily ] 384 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:23,939 ♪♪ 385 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,768 Woman over PA: Dr. Elton to the emergency room. 386 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,162 Billy's back. 387 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,729 Hey, Steve, um, I hope you get this. 388 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,123 Listen, we're just, uh -- We're running a little behind schedule. 389 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,604 Nothing -- Nothing to worry about, and --[ Knock on door ] 390 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,041 Hey, Shelley, I can't see through this wrinkled glass. 391 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,218 She's back. Hey, hey, answer the door. 392 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,264 ♪♪ 393 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,048 Shelley! 394 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,964 ♪♪ 395 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,140 Sorry I ate your pet. 396 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,707 I could not find you another dog, 397 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,013 but I caught you a parrot. 398 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,536 Mm. 399 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,799 Oh. 400 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,061 Shit. 401 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,759 Oh, I got oxy. Ah. 402 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:06,895 Take two, and we'll be riding the same cloud. 403 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,072 ♪♪ 404 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,074 What, uh -- What's going on? 405 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,859 [ Slurring ] She's making snow angels on the shag carpet. 406 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:19,560 ♪♪ 407 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,518 Oh, you know what? You ought to hydrate. 408 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,868 -Mm-hmm, yeah. -All right, listen. 409 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,088 We got another shot at this before her brother gets here, 410 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,004 so we got to think about what we can do 411 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,920 to make this lunatic hit rock bottom. 412 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,922 I got it. 413 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,751 We make her believe she had sex with an 8-year-old. 414 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,058 -What? -It's great. 415 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,321 See, you go, and you find an 8-year-old boy. 416 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,323 And then you lure him in here 417 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,325 with one of those spinner things. 418 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,370 And then as soon as she's passed out, 419 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:51,070 we strip them both naked and put them in the bed together. 420 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,289 Yeah, I'm not luring an 8-year-old anywhere. 421 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,117 Okay. So, we'll get a midget. 422 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,250 But you have to shave him so he looks 8. 423 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,252 And I'm also not shaving a midget. 424 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,297 Do whatever you want, man. It's cool. 425 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,865 Meantime, I'm gonna go knock her out, so give me a roofie. 426 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,041 No, I'm not giving her two roofies in the same day, 427 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,783 no matter how in shape her heart is from all the cocaine. 428 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,089 It's not safe. -Fine. 429 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,526 Then... we'll go old-school. 430 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,528 I'll drink her under the table. 431 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,834 ♪♪ 432 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,880 Who the hell were you yelling at in there? 433 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,273 I saw a ghost. 434 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,057 Let's drink, woman. 435 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,711 Pour that shit! 436 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,582 Pour it! 437 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,628 [ Groans ] 438 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:31,414 [ Cellphone buzzes ] 439 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,676 Rock Bottom Industries. 440 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,938 Hey, it's Steve. 441 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,201 Hey, um, listen. 442 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,506 We're gonna need another hour. 443 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,334 An hour? 444 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,511 ♪♪ 445 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,034 [ Sniffing ] 446 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:51,130 ♪♪ 447 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:59,181 ♪♪ 448 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:07,581 ♪♪ 449 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,457 [ Muffled ] What the hell happened?! You promised me this would be safe! 450 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,851 [ Muffled ] It usually is.You were the ones who got her drunk. 451 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,113 You were the ones who drugged her. 452 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,419 I thought you said you were a doctor! 453 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,855 Practically a doctor! 454 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,552 Practically. There were no guarantees. 455 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,206 And you were the one who told us she loved dogs, 456 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,729 so who was wrong about that, huh? 457 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,383 What happened? 458 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,124 Oh, look who's up. 459 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,214 Oh, shit. I must have passed out before her. 460 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,651 Oh, you didn't shave a midget, did you? 461 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,784 I started thinking about one I went to high school with, 462 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,438 and I felt kind of bad about it. 463 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,830 She's dead! 464 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,354 -What?! -We gotta go. We gotta go. 465 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:42,920 -What's hap-- -Come on. Let's go. 466 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,705 If I were you, I'd leave her out on the beach. 467 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,360 And remember, you hired us, so you're equally responsible. 468 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,231 Come on, come on. 469 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:58,936 ♪♪ 470 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,548 [ Engine shuts off ] 471 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,289 You okay? 472 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:07,031 I just still can't believe it. 473 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,685 Look, it's not our fault, Shelley. 474 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,383 That woman was gonna die at some point, 475 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,299 and there was nothing that anyone could have done about it. 476 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,953 I just can't believe I'm still alive. 477 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,957 We both did the same drugs. 478 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:23,004 How come she's gone and I'm not? 479 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,050 What are you talking about? You were faking the drugs. 480 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:32,100 I haven't faked it for over a year. 481 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,667 Oh, honey. 482 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:36,104 [ Crying ] 483 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,628 ♪♪ 484 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:42,284 I don't want to do this anymore. 485 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,417 I think I need help. 486 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,897 Okay. 487 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,204 We'll get you some help. 488 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:54,775 ♪♪ 489 00:20:54,818 --> 00:21:00,476 ♪♪ 490 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,392 [ Chuckles ] 491 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,873 Well, that worked like a charm. 492 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,570 I was so nervous. 493 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,137 I thought for sure she was going to figure out 494 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,966 I was faking the drugs. 495 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,882 [ Screams, laughs ] 496 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,492 Yeah, tell me about it. 497 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,060 She almost caught me slipping a roofie into her water. 498 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:24,457 ♪♪ 499 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,111 [ Slurring ] She's making snow angels on the shag carpet. 500 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,331 ♪♪ 501 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,377 I can't believe we pulled it off. 502 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,596 Well, when I saw you in that improv show, I knew you could do it. 503 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,206 Mm. Thank you, 504 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,470 but most of that stuff is planned out beforehand. 505 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,863 We tell the audience it isn't, but it really is. 506 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,518 Wait. Are you telling me that all improv is fake? 507 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:43,780 -Yep. -Yep. 508 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,739 Huh. 509 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,394 You think it'd be better. Well, thanks. 510 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,179 I never thought I'd be on the other side of this. 511 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,399 Hey, how long's she going away for? 512 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,357 90 days. 513 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,098 But we don't have to pay for it. 514 00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,622 Uh, you send 10 people to rehab, you get the 11th for free. 515 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:03,104 [ Cellphone buzzing ] 516 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,555 Rock Bottom Industries? 517 00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:23,385 Um, sure. One -- One second, sir. 518 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,561 Could you hold -- I am trying to do business right now. 519 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:29,565 [ Muffled ] ♪ Baby, I know there's somethin' you're not tellin' me ♪ 520 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,741 [ Electricity crackles ] 521 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:36,311 ♪ Darlin', you were a weight on every smile ♪ 522 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,357 ♪♪ 523 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:44,667 ♪ Honey, I can see your lips just tremblin' ♪ 524 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:50,891 ♪ Achin' just to break and tell me why ♪ 525 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:56,287 ♪ But I-I-I-I don't wanna know 526 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:59,682 ♪ Don't spill, baby, don't confess ♪ 527 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:03,643 ♪ I don't wanna love you less 528 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:09,126 ♪ I-I-I-I-I don't want to hear 529 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:12,434 ♪ Something that'll crush me, dear ♪ 530 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,393 ♪ I don't wanna know 531 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,525 ♪♪ 532 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,875 ♪ I do 533 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:22,923 ♪ Wanna see you laughin' loud 534 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:26,230 ♪ I do want you and me 535 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:30,278 ♪ To hover up above the ground 536 00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:36,284 ♪♪ 537 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:42,290 ♪♪ 538 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:46,294 ♪ I-I-I-I-I don't wanna know 539 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:48,296 I'm sorry. The keys have got to be here somewhere. 540 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,819 I'm just a bit out of sorts. 541 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,778 My fiancée gave birth last week, 542 00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:53,867 and I haven't really been sleeping. 543 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,478 I looked down. I shouldn't have looked down. 544 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:57,871 Oh, well, not a problem. 545 00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,655 My family doesn't arrive till the evening. 546 00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:02,353 Normally I'd be counting the seconds, but I'm cured. 547 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:03,877 Hey, Vivian, could you check and see 548 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,705 if the keys to the beach house are back there? 549 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,533 [ Electricity crackles ] 550 00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:10,361 [ Spits ] Okay!